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Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Wednesday, July 27, 2016

Everything Wrong With Malls

INDIA MODE.
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1. When it's a totally insignificant Tuesday but the lines are still miles long.

china shopping mall

2. When you swear that your favorite store advertised a sale online, but everything is still, like, $60.
3. When you realize you can find that shirt you've been eyeing for months in EVERY FUDGING SIZE EXCEPT YOURS.


4. When you *geniusly* decided two weeks ago to wait for that sweater you liked to go on sale. And now you can't find it anywhere.
5. When the only store you intended to go to is closed by the time you get to the mall.
6. When the line for the dressing rooms is so long it practically extends out of the store.


7. When the dressing rooms are closed, so you try on those new jeans over what you're already wearing and look like an idiot.
8. When all of the mall benches are occupied.
9. When there's no air conditioning.
10. When all the clothes looked great online but look like poo in real life.


11. When everything is so uncomfortably tight, you can't get those leggings past your knees.
12. When the mannequins seem so happy in those clothes, you envision yourself wearing them, and you never actually turn out looking that way.
13. When your clothes end up being damaged.
14. When you have to deal with those people with designer sunglasses and *trillions* of bags.
15. When the dressing rooms lock behind you, so you have to literally call a store assistant if you ever want to see that beautiful skirt you were trying on next again.
16. did i even mention parking.
17. That moment of panic when someone tries to open your dressing room door to see if there's anyone inside and you think the door will magically unlock.
18. When you invest your entire day in shopping and end up purchasing absolutely nothing.
19. When the food at the food court sucks.


20. WHEN YOU REALIZE THE MALL IS FUDGING CLOSING IN 2.5 MILLISECONDS BUT YOU'RE STILL TRYING ON CLOTHES.

xx Sneha

Saturday, June 25, 2016

Thoughts During a Netflix Marathon

DISCLAIMER: Pretty Little Liars Season 6 spoilers ahead!
1. Okay, Sneha. Take a deep breath. I believe in you. [stuffs carefully curated handful of bubble gum flavored jelly beans in mouth]
2. At least if my mom yells at me for being sedentary all day, I can tell her I ran a marathon.
3. Wait, what? Since when was the fourth season of this other random show available?
4. You're supposed to be finishing the sixth season of PLL, not getting distracted by baby elephant videos!
5. [bites nail] They're so fudging cute.
6. Wait oh my god I've been looking for a shirt like this my whole life urgh. WHY DO ADS EXIST.
7. OK, let's get started.
8. Charlotte died? Who killed her? Let's consult the wiki.
9. Darn it, I have to actually be a patient human being because the identity of her murderer hasn't been revealed yet.
10. i cant do this.
11. I just realized the show is probably ending after Season 7.
12. How will I survive? [begins to sob]
13. I don't know why everyone hates Spaleb. I mean, dude, Hanna approved. But, to be honest, Haleb had SO MUCH chemistry.
14. What does Toby think about this?
15. Let's go rewatch that video of Keegan and Shay reacting to Spaleb.
16. hey keegs thats your woman.
17. "I don't know what to do about this."
18. Let's just get on task again.
19. Aren't these Season 6 promotional covers, like, so fudging gorgeous?
20. They look so fabulous in the 6B cast photos.
21. My babies. [single tear rolls down cheek]
22. Spencer's bangs are really growing on me.
23. I have a character crush on Caleb. And I'm proud.
24. Remember when fetus Caleb had long hair? The good old days.
24. I'm sure I found a behind-the-scenes video for this episode.
25. Oh, I love it when Ashley pranks them.
26. Did Ezra just scream at them?
27. Yeah, he's definitely not the same person he was before the time jump.
28. No, Mom, I was just about to find out who A is!
29. I love how I say that every episode even though it took six seasons for them to reveal it was CeCe.
30. OK FINE I'LL COME FOR DINNER.

xx Sneha